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Re: Out of Character 0: Doorway to the Cage

Post by Dare Shah » Fri Jun 30, 2023 6:17 am

Fun fact: Actual taxation in medieval cities is far funnier than anything we could imagine.

For example, some cities did have laws taxing evert good entering their walls AND every good being sold there. In practice, only goods coming in through the port and sold at the market or in shops were checked. And for sales, in a world without automatic cash registers, how much you were due was pretty much left to the provost's imagination. Thus bourgeois would instead pay a fixed fee to the city to get a tax exemption. But you could also get exempted for many other reasons... and bluff that you were, because how the hell was the guard going to check.
"I come from a village exempted from taxes because a saint was born there two hundred years ago."
Roll Deception against a TN equal to a tenth of the value (in GP) of the items you sold today. If you pass, the guards let you go. If you don't...
But technically everything was taxed all the time.

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Re: Out of Character 0: Doorway to the Cage

Post by Fyne » Fri Jun 30, 2023 7:40 am

*sides with the zombies*
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Re: Out of Character 0: Doorway to the Cage

Post by Ikkit the Bastard » Fri Jun 30, 2023 10:04 am

Fyne wrote:
Fri Jun 30, 2023 7:40 am
*sides with the zombies*
Zombies are just ambulatory salvage!
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Re: Out of Character 0: Doorway to the Cage

Post by Akh Uur Hoon » Fri Jun 30, 2023 1:13 pm

Zombies unlive a good, simple unlife.
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Re: Out of Character 0: Doorway to the Cage

Post by Fyne » Fri Jun 30, 2023 1:59 pm

Zombies in their natural state, without being controlled by necromancers, are the state of existing based purely on fulfilling your own whims. I can respect that.
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Re: Out of Character 0: Doorway to the Cage

Post by Whisper » Fri Jun 30, 2023 2:58 pm

Whomever hire's me is responsible for the additional fees, taxes and whatever other bureaucracy is necessary for me to get what they want for the agreed upon price.

But, if the portal guards want a cut of the harvest, I usually bring back some extra viscera or pulp.
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Re: Out of Character 0: Doorway to the Cage

Post by L'Orr-hui » Sat Jul 01, 2023 2:47 am

While I was talking about gold, I appreciate the discovery of multiple outlets of nourishment
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Re: Out of Character 0: Doorway to the Cage

Post by Ikkit the Bastard » Sat Jul 01, 2023 10:53 am

L'Orr-hui wrote:
Sat Jul 01, 2023 2:47 am
While I was talking about gold, I appreciate the discovery of multiple outlets of nourishment
Professional curiosity... what're your thoughts on cranium rats?

Personally, I kinda like the crunch of the skeletons...
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Re: Out of Character 0: Doorway to the Cage

Post by Akh Uur Hoon » Sat Jul 01, 2023 12:18 pm

I think if you have several, they come together nicely.
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Re: Out of Character 0: Doorway to the Cage

Post by L'Orr-hui » Sat Jul 01, 2023 12:46 pm

Ikkit the Bastard wrote:
Sat Jul 01, 2023 10:53 am
Professional curiosity... what're your thoughts on cranium rats?

Personally, I kinda like the crunch of the skeletons...
Cranium rats are quite useful

I do not consider them a good source of food
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