Out of Character 0: Doorway to the Cage

[L'Orr-hui]

The wealthy are known to cut corner for profits

Buy a wand of endless prestidigitation. Safe and ethical. Use it anywhere and anytime

[Fyne]

I make my own soap. I don't have to worry about where it comes from. And before the clerk says anything, its personal use and I don't sell it. I don't have to follow any silly rules. I can make it using Soylent Green if I want to.

[Akh Uur Hoon]

I make my own soap. I don't have to worry about where it comes from. And before the clerk says anything, its personal use and I don't sell it. I don't have to follow any silly rules. I can make it using Soylent Green if I want to.

*writes down the recipe for said soap*

Soy
Lentils
Goblins

On top of that, it's vegan! Everybody knows goblins are fungi.

[Illiam'iira]

*writes down the recipe for said soap*

Soy
Lentils
Goblins

On top of that, it's vegan! Everybody knows goblins are fungi.

Please don't make Ikkit into soap :(

Wizard showers it is... U_U

[Ikkit the Bastard]

Joke's on you, ain't got enough body fat to make any of that weird protective crust-destroying crap!

Now, on the other hand, you would not believe the stuff you find in the middens those rich arseholes like to pretend they don't use...

And, uh, usual disclaimer, if you're squeamish, maybe don't buy any soap from Agnes Waite's Soap Shack. Every fifth bar has a special prize in it, but...

[Flession]

Looks like we got ourselves a soap salesman.

[L'Orr-hui]

I think he's a leather salesman

[Hanya]

Must be rough not being able to clean yourself...

[Akh Uur Hoon]

I think he's a leather salesman

Convergent businesses.

Also, I am not the only Dustie now!

[Fyne]

Must be rough not being able to clean yourself...

I always clean myself. Baths are important enough that i am spending way too much for the bathhouses.