Sigil: The City of Doors

Krynnish Refugees Flood The Cage
SIGIL A veritable flock of wastrels flooded the streets of the Cage yesterday as around 350 refugees from Krynn poured through a portal down near Merkhantis Lane in the Clerk's Ward. According to Harmonium reports, the primes apparently had known of a magical gate leading to the realm of Paladine. All the Ringwalkers were cagestruck as they peered about the burg, some getting that nausea that turns primes green when they first look out at the ring of Sigil. The Harmonium put Measure Two Karas Razorbite in charge of sorting out the chaos. He told SIGIS that, These Krynnish folk will be under Harmonium care until they can be relocated. The Harmonium will do all it can to help them sort out their new lives on the planes. No refugee from Krynn will be turned away from our hospitality. The refugees will be held in the Clerk's Ward under Harmonium protection until they are able to relocate all the refugees. Guvner Marissa Brokson commented that this particular portal shifted between several destinations, one of which was Paladine's realm in Mount Celestia. She also noted that the portal probably will not reopen for quite a while, citing Factor Gadmi Rarnvais treatise on the nature of the Krynnish shifts. The Krynnish refugees most likely stuck here for the rest of their lives. The portals are becoming harder to locate, and, according to several sages, it looks as if the whole crystal sphere plans to turn stag on the Prime. -- Maija Intwood

Hive Hardheads Plagued By Xaosmen!
SIGIL The fact that Xaositect faction members tend to create havoc comes as less than a surprise to most planars. But the intensity of the saox being inflicted on the Harmonium in their new Hive Ward kip, shortly established after their recent shenanigans to keep a better eye on their activity, may give even a Cipher reason to reflect. The daily bombardment of magic, insults, buzzing insects, refuse and razorvine has taken an obvious, and tremendous, toll on the Hardhead morale. Scuffles have even broken out among the lower ranks, calling their continued allegiance to the principle of Harmony into question, and fuelling chant that multitudinous defections are imminent. In order to better comprehend the stress of the situation for the Hardheads, I spent two days observing the activities surrounding the kip from a secure location.

During my observations, I witnessed at least thirty xoatic incidents, varying from minor annoyances to life-threatening situations. Outside the case were subjected to swarms of flies and mosquitoes, projectiles of burning trash, magical fogs (complete with haunting 'spectres' and firecrackers), caltrops, oil slicks and even repetitious dirges sung by talent-less berks from surrounding rooftops. (After the fifteenth version of Morvun and Phineas' "Ode to the Bones of a Dead Tridrone", I was about ready to sign up with the Bleakers myself! And the officers inside the kip fared little better. On several occasions, I spied highups streaming out of the building with cloths over their mouths and hands rubbing their eyes. Smoke or greenish, foul smelling gases made the case so unlivable, it was a wonder that the poor sods even went back inside. (The most disgusting incident I witnessed must have been caused by a broken sewage pipe flooding the downstairs around anti-peak.)

True to form, however, the Xoasitects attacks (I assumed most were Axosmen, but there could have been a few Sinkers and disgruntled Indeps in the lot) have proven entirely unpredictable. As a case in point, they all of a sudden started to riot against each other just this afternoon! This actually served to make the Hardheads even more jumpy, since they had been so continually edgy from all the previous attacks, they weren't expected one caused by themselves. One cutter, an unusual looking bariaur named Agares, said he was accosted and almost pummelled by the Hardheads that day. The sods came up to me quick like and started asking me all sorts of leatherheaded. questions: "Why are you here, berk?", and "You have anything to do with the noodle episode?" I told these bashers to pike it, I'm just a tout, but they brought me inside for some more addle-coved questions. I tell you basher, the kip smelled something bad.

After this continual barrage, it's a wonder the faction highups don't order a full retreat. After my observations, I no longer wonder how the faction came to be labelled the "Hardheads", though I admired their focus and determination given the circumstances. Chant persists that the faction has alternative motives that keep them hanging on at least for now, and this motive may be related to the sounds of construction behind the kip that can be heard for blocks. Whatever is going on back there (and the faction ain't talking) it must be enormously important to put up with this kind of abuse. --Maija Intwood, culler

Unforgettable Night of Magic at the Civic Festhall
SIGIL Sigil's renowned Civic Festhall, often the site of extravagant events and magical displays, outdid itself once again with an enchanting night that will be remembered for ages. The festivity was kicked off by an unexpected burst of arcane brilliance, captivating attendees and leaving an indelible mark on their memories. As the stars began to twinkle overhead, the Civic Festhall came alive with music, laughter, and the vibrant energy of a jubilant crowd. Attendees from various planes and walks of life mingled and reveled in the celebration of unity, symbolizing the heart of Sigil itself. Sensations and experiences flowed freely in the Sensorium, where Lady Dare Shah, a distinguished Guvner, demonstrated her prowess by crafting intricate mechanical marvels and masterpieces, allowing others to partake in her unique expertise.

In a remarkable twist, a Mind Flayer named L'Orr-hui provided an immersive encounter into the creation of a Mind Stone, enlightening those in attendance about the mysteries of psionic arts. The Sensorium buzzed with whispers of awe as participants delved into this extraordinary experience, broadening their horizons and expanding their understanding of the multiverse's intricate tapestry. And then, as the night progressed and the energy of celebration reached its zenith, an unexpected display of arcane magic unfolded in the night sky. A breathtaking burst of vibrant colors and patterns ignited the darkness, transforming the heavens into a canvas of enchantment. Cascading lights and shimmering trails painted the air, captivating all who gazed upon the mesmerizing spectacle.

Fiery dragons twirled and danced amidst the stars, their vibrant scales shimmering in the magical light. Brilliant comets streaked through the air, leaving trails of luminescence in their wake. Whirling spirals and intricate flowers bloomed and faded in a symphony of enchantment, evoking a sense of wonder and delight among the onlookers. Amidst the splendor, a mechanical marvel took center stage, capturing the hearts of the crowd. A playful mechanical dog performed an array of tricks, much to the amusement of all in attendance. Laughter rang out as the pup effortlessly demonstrated its talents, adding an extra layer of joy to an already wondrous evening.

Reports of some structural damage in the surrounding area have surfaced, although witnesses claim that the atmosphere was charged with such excitement that a few enthusiastic revelers may have gotten carried away during the spellcasting. Authorities were quick to respond, ensuring the safety of all attendees and tending to any minor injuries that occurred. The night concluded with a grand display of unity as Sigil's citizens and visitors danced the night away, their spirits lifted by the breathtaking display of magic, camaraderie, and the endless possibilities of the multiverse. The Civic Festhall once again proved to be a nexus of enchantment and wonder, embodying the very essence of the City of Doors. This unforgettable event will surely be talked about and cherished for cycles to come, a testament to the indomitable spirit and magic that defines Sigil's heart. -- Zeines Pauch, independent culler

Olidamarra's Picnic :
The air is warm and clear, and a gentle breeze blows thru Sigil. As cafes set up outdoor tables and residents don their finest clothes, by around peak, a mud storm suddenly erupts, flinging mud in all directions.

Events
One For You, Nineteen For Me [D6, EM-LA] (See Below)
I Talk To The Wind (Combat) [D6, LM]



Thank you once again for your patience: D6 is live!

Objective: Successfully navigate the process of paying the Fated taxes while avoiding the scrutiny of tax collectors.

Rules:
Note: This is only for citizens of Sigil. Unaligned and Free League are exempt from paying taxes, as they receive no benefits.
Each character may attempt two skills to progress through the skill challenge. The challenge consists of a series of skill checks, and characters need to accumulate a certain number of successes to complete the challenge successfully. Players can also attempt to evade taxes by following a different set of rules and accumulating successful checks.

Players may make their own threads at their home or working establishment during regular government business hours [EM - LA]; make sure to add the tag [Taxes] in the title.

Spells: No, but having people assist is allowed

Skill Checks:

Legit Route:

• Persuasion (DC 19): Convince the tax collector that your business is exempt from certain taxes due to recent charitable activities or other legitimate reasons.
• Deception (DC 19): Present fake documents or manipulate the information on your tax declaration to appear as if you owe less than you actually do.
• Investigation (DC 20): Research the Fated tax codes and find loopholes or deductions that can be legally exploited to reduce the owed amount.
• Sleight of Hand (DC 20): Slip a forged receipt into the tax collector's stack of documents, making it seem as if you've paid more than you actually have.

Tax Evasion Option:
Instead of directly paying the taxes, characters can attempt to evade them with these alternate skill checks. The required number of successes is 2

• Stealth (DC 22): Slip away from the tax collector's presence unnoticed and avoid being pursued.
• Forgery Kit (DC 22): Forge official tax exemption documents or receipts that show you've paid the taxes, allowing you to bypass the process entirely.
• Persuasion (DC 22): Convince a fellow Fated member who has access to the tax records to alter your status or remove your entry from the tax collection list.
• Arcana (DC 22): Use magical means to create illusions or alter records, creating the appearance that you've paid the taxes.

Success and Failure:
Legit Route:
If the player accumulates the required number of successes, they successfully navigate the tax process and pay their dues without attracting further attention. They avoid any fines or penalties. Pay 15% of your current gold amount, plus 5% for every roll you failed.
Tax Evasion Consequences:
If the character successfully evades taxes, they avoid paying the dues entirely but may earn the ire of the Fated faction if their actions are discovered. Pay 0% in taxes, plus 20% for one failure.
If the player fails both tax evasion skill rolls, they not only fail to evade taxes but also risk more severe consequences, and now face legal consequences within Sigil.